What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:24

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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